Our menu.
Soups (for a woman)
MEDITERRANEAN MINESTRONE
Lentils, a whole lemon for a woman, halloumi cheese
SOUTHWEST JEWELRY SOUP
Black beans, tortilla strips, a turquoise necklace that reads "Santa Fe"
ITALIAN WEDDING FOR A WOMAN
Pork meatballs for my big fat goomah ass, carrots
COLD SOUPS (F.A.W.)
ACTIVIA BISQUE
Mixed berry yogurt, soft-shell Pismo Beach clams, parsley
SAPPHIC VICHYSSOISE
Pureed leeks, cream, French vagina
FEMALE GAZPACHO
Women can't drive or vote